1. La Isla Bonita - instead of "last night I dreamt of San Pedro", he honestly thought the words are "last night I dreamt of some bagels" and he asked me why on earth anyone would ever write a song about that.
2. At the King Soopers Deli -- "I thought it was bad enough that you eat tofu, but now this?? Feta cheese is DISGUSTING! You get grosser all the time!" What's even worse is that the deli was packed with customers, who all thought that this was a scream, and the counter guy agreed with Spencer that his mother does indeed eat awful foods.
3. Tossing a Football -- "Wow, you're really surprising me with how you throw! Given your age and the fact that you're a girl and all, I wouldn't have guessed that you can throw so far!"
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