When I got up this morning, the spider was gone. GONE. NOT THERE. Somehow it dragged its mangulated hideous corpse off of the CD sleeve -- leaving one leg behind -- and went to the basement, where it will morph into the creature of my worst nightmares and come upstairs in the middle of the night to stick its thingy (not THAT thingy, I just forget what it's called...mandible??) into my ear and turn me to mush from the inside out and then slurp up my guts and leave behind a withered shell. This is going to be worse than a bikini wax. On the bright side, at least I'll be skinny.
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