Ummm...why did she bother with the can??

No one that big needs to use a can of Raid to clobber anyone or anything! She should have just jumped on them...but then she's be charged with capital murder instead of mere assault! (Yes, I'm going to hell on the express bus for saying that, but I don't care. It's funny.)

Police: Wife Attacks Husband, Mistress With Bug Spray Can

ATHENS, Ala. -- An Alabama woman is accused of turning a can of bug spray on her cheating husband and the other woman.
Cornelia Cottrell Smith, 26, faces a charge of domestic violence. Police Sgt. Trevor Harris said a "nosy neighbor" called Smith at work to say her husband was with another woman in the couple's apartment. The woman left work and went home where she found the two together.
Officers said Smith grabbed a can of Raid and clobbered the cheating pair. She's charged with hitting both her husband and the other woman in the head with the insecticide. Police said the woman needed stitches for a head wound, and the husband was also cut but didn't require medical treatment.
Smith has been released after posting $1,000 bond.