Long time...back soon

Because I am about to become jobless (or, as I like to call it, "job-FREE"), I will be doing a lot of gardening this spring. Be prepared for lots of pictures of mud and then seedlings and then plants and THEN the Real Things. As long as we don't have a f*ckwad of a growing season like last year, that is, because that means there will be very few pictures of the Real Things. Regardless of the wad rating of the weather, I will be outside every single minute that I can be, celebrating life and growth, and cheesy stuff like that. And hopefully some other festive things will happen, cuz pictures of plants are just not that fascinating. Bring it on.

And NONE OF THESE ARE ALLOWED IN MY GARDENS!: