1. Me: you'd better pick up your phone off the floor, otherwise someone's going to step on it.
Spencer: you know, I was just thinking, you have a keen sense for the obvious.
2. Will: that was a satisfying burp.
Spencer: sometimes I have a satisfying fart. But other times, it stings.
3. Spencer: Jethro [one of our cats] is obsessed with that cat toy. I think he's hooked on the 'nip.
Thank god he's funny. Otherwise, I would have killed him a long time ago. :-)
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