There is a damned good reason...

that I have never walked down the aisle. I took the test and scored FOUR. Out of a HUNDRED. Good grief.

I'm afraid that I'm going to ruminate over this all day (until directly after work, at which point I will start drinking, smoking and using profanity, and promptly commence to not giving a shit what a horrible life partner I would make).

4 As a 1930s wife, I am Very Poor (Failure) Take the test!