(alma mater police blotter...I'm a poet!)
"Thursday
2:24 a.m.
Phillip C. Seas, 20, of Piqua, Ohio, was cited for underage drinking and prohibited acts. Officers saw Seas drop an empty bottle on the ground. As he walked away he dropped his pants in order to moon his friends. Police stopped Seas and found a fake ID on him and found he had been drinking."
Amazing deduction, Watson!! Duh.
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HAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS. AT LEAST IM STILL IN COLLEGE AND YOUR WASHED UP AND OLD
At least I learned something in college - like the proper use of the word "your" as opposed to "you're" -- Hi, ever heard of that contraction? It means "you are". What you said was not a complete sentence...you forgot to add WHAT is washed up and old. My washed up and old WHAT? Geeeeeezus.
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